The classic birthday or random surprise!
Each, hand-delivered ST includes:
Three songs (or more) accompanied on ukulele,
Greeting card with your special message written inside.
Delivered in person, often with hugs and Aloha. (no extra charge)
Hot Springs Village, Arkansas .... $59*
Add Flower or balloon bouquet.... $45
Add Assorted box of chocolates.... $35
Customized Singing Telegrams / Comedy ruse, Here are some proven ideas:
Lost Pizza Guy, demanding the 'victim' pay for the pizza they did not order.
Songs, card, laughs and large pizza included.... add $60*
Create your own random surprise, Uncle Billy will deliver it with Aloha.... add $60*
Last minute calls welcome but not always possible,
Please book in well in advance
*Add AR Tax 8%
*Travel expense outside of Hot Springs Village: $0.50 per mile RT
We accept VISA / MC by phone: (808) 463-5575
Thanks for finding me on the internet's ocean of singer-songwriters and authors.
For twenty-one years, I owned and operated this licensed business in Lahaina, Hawaii. On August 8th, 2023 Lahaina was burnt off the map in a tragic fire. My wife Lorena and I were here at our home in Hot Springs Village so we missed being killed. We lost friends, our business, our condo, car, church, our whole town.
Determined to look for the joy in living, I have licensed my singing-telegram, music and publishing company in beautiful Arkansas. I plan to keep on surprising people with birthday-singing-telegrams, or random acts of kindness, laughter and Aloha.
I am available for Hawaiian-themed weddings, lauas, stage performances, Christmas parties, etc. I continue to volunteer at rest homes.
My Maui story: A six-year music gig at Lahaina's Pioneer Inn at the marina, (now all gone) lead to entertaining gigs on dinner boats, Maui home-owner association dinners, Merrimans, Fleetwoods on Front, Beach House, Three Palms and I was the MC and house musician for special events at four Maui Resorts for sixteen years.
I have produced five Cd's of my original music. I'm not famous, yet. I don't think I want to be. I am a hard working example of how a musician or writer can earn a living from live performances and online music and book sales.
Click on the Cd, "Tiki Torch Songs" above, to hear the songs by my music stage-name, Captain Billy Bones. Songs that mirror the bizarre, true stories in my three books.
Did you read all that?
You'll like the books and music.
Captain Billy Bones Sayles / Oliver Gold
I Earned my USCG captain's license in 1978, and started a charter company called, "Affordable Dream Sailing Vacations." During those years, I preformed at the Seattle Folk-Life Festival, Pacific NW boat shows and enjoyed over twenty years of volunteering at NW senior care centers.
While operating charter yachts in the Caribbean, I played my music at soggy-dollar bars on Yost Van Dyke, Tortolla, Marina Cay, Norman island and Virgin Gorda.
In British Columbia's Salish Sea, I played on board classic yachts, and in island restaurants. I was once hired to perform my original music at a US Navy convention in Washington State.
I know the high and low tides of a sailor's life. It's a story sewn into my music and books.