Singing Telegrams on Maui

Captain "Billy Bones"  Sayles
Five music Cd's on i-tunes
Two Books published on Hawaiian Romantic Comedies 

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 Telephone:  (808) 463-5575 

The classic Birthday Surprise ~ with ukulele and three songs or more, includes flower lei and greeting card with your special message written inside.  Delivered with a smile.
West Maui         BEST VALUE   $78 *       

    Kihei and Wailuku $98 *                                                                                    
 * add HI State Tax 4.2%  
We accept VISA / MC  


We also offer Surprise Singing Telegrams:                    
Lost Pizza Guy with Large pizza ~  Mr Tuxedo and Top Hat ~  Mr Attorney at Law ~

 Off-Center Job Applicant ~ 

Published Books

Click here to sample a few chapters of Billy's new Romance Novel under the pen name, Oliver Gold

Click on image to sample and download Billy's new music Cd's

Sweet Hula Girl

Captain's newest original love songs plus    

Three Hula favorites,Hukilau,Lovely Hula    

Hands and Little Brown Gal, grass skirt

Under The Spell of Hawaii

Featuring The Hawaiian Wedding Song 

and Captain's original songs

How it feels under the "spell of Hawaii"

Tiki Torch Songs

Like Dating on Maui: Lonely, Crazy     

Jazz flute,ukulele,beach drums,guitars

The Captains Collection

The Captain's 2 Cd Collection of Sea Ballads

Listed with SAIL Magazine's Essential Gear

At My Day Job

About Me

Talk Story Bio:

Thanks for finding me on the wide internet ocean of singer / songwriters / authors. 

I am the real deal, writing the high and low tides of one sailor's life. In 1978 I earned my Coast Guard license and started a small charter sailing company in Bellingham, WA. The business grew slowly over the years, until I advertised in SAIL magazine and expanded the charter business into the British Virgin Islands of the Caribbean. My dream of somehow "wrestling a living from the sea" was coming true, and it was almost too much fun!

When the ever-expanding economy began to go slack in the late 90's, I had to furl sail and crank the engine of necessity called "What do I do now?"
I began recording and producing the music I have written and performed since I was 13 years old.

"The Captain's Collection" 2 Cd set above, is my favorite, they are my Maritime Poems set to my music.  I have preformed these ballads at NW Boat festivals, WA State Fair, many backyard bbq's, rest homes, the Seattle Folklife Festival and once for a convention of US Navy officers in Marysville, WA.

In the Caribbean, I became a semi-legend to locals and tourists, chartering by day and playing the bars in the BVI's by night.

One warm Caribbean night, when the Marina Cay generator went out, I had to stop playing music and be the bartender while the real bartender got a flashlight and went down the trail to get the power going. Marina Cay is owned by the Bacardi Rum Company. I poured free rum drinks and cold beers 'til the bartender came back. He thanked me with a bottle of Bacardi ( Hah! )  and I went back to playing my songs.

I Moved to Hawaii in 2002, to live the rest of my life without Washington State's beautiful cold rain and snow.  I earned a musical living performing for most of the dinner boat cruises, QuickSliver, Trilogy, Teralani, SV WindJammer.  I played for six years at the famous "Pioneer Inn" in Lahaina and many other venues on Maui, including Merriman's, Five Palms, Rielly's, The Sands, Pineapple Grill, Marilyn Monroe's House / the Kamehameha Golf Club and Fleetwood's on Front Street.

I dated crazy Maui women and wrote a book about it.  The songs on the Cd "Tiki Torch Songs" above, mirror the book.  An expert at procrastination, I just published that book on in August, 2015. This is the first book in my "Moving to Hawaii Series". 

The second romance novel is called "MAUI LEIS AND LIES" and will be published in Winter of 2015.

The third book, "MAUI OFF LINE", is the story of this lovely lady finding my profile online at an Asian dating site and the crazy places she takes me.  We were married in Hawaii in 2006.  She has been very supportive putting up with a musician husband. She was my inspiration for writing the songs on the Hawaiian style Cd's:
"Under the Spell of Hawaii" and "Sweet Hula Girl"

Please give a listen, download the Kindle version of the book or the paperback, download a few albums and tell your please refer me to your most interesting friends:)  

Mahalo nui loa,

Captain Billy / Oliver G. Gold 


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 Captain "Billy Bones" Sayles
(808) 463-5575
1010 Front St D202
Lahaina, HI 96761 

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